a complete reference to understandin girls!!

is often observed tat wen a girl n a guy becum d best of buddies a standard pattern in their behaviour is observed....
1.> d girl starts rantin abt even d smallest of problems to d guy, basically she wants him to b a part of everything... d truth is she likes it tat smbody cares... she isnt much worried abt d problems herself but unknowingly b attention chahiye (kya kare, hum to aise hai bhaiiyya!!!) anyways....
2.> wat guys notice is tat k ladki choti choti baaton pe natak karegi... plz notice all d big compromises she made too!! she gets cranky unnecessarily but wil b ur pillar of strength wen ur facin problems (u gotto accept k agar koi b ladka apna problem share karta hai , its wit a girl.. among boys u nvr really share problems u jus make fun of it!!)
3.> she understands u more than u kno (dont think she dsnt understand ki tum usko kalta rahe ho but she lets it pass...) but smtimes its worth torturing u... hehehehe
4.> guys u must watch as many hindi muvis as possible (however dramatic or tom boyish she is, kahi na kahi she's a barbie doll who dreams... n muvis provide necessary fodder)
5.> other guys lukin at hot chicks n passsin lewd remarks is acceptable, but apna bf yeh sab kare to galat baat hai
6.> wen she cuts ur phone-call mid way, she is expectin u to call her back, n she'l keep on cuttin as many times as u call her
7.> her family/frnds/office ppl/ street/ house/ colony/ mother tongue/ caste /culture/etc etc is better than urs (u really dont wanna argue abt tis, jaane do)
hwever she is, d truth is u cant live without her...... she has d power to love n accept u d way u r !!